Ok, he was in on he was my accomplice (Ryan shakes his head) and there was cascand around booster thing, and we were showing the new guy around the kind of, to give him the field of place, so. God, you were, we totally got you.

MICHAEL: And the best thing about it is that we are not gonna have to give you any severance pay, because that is gross misconduct, and, just clean out your desk. I'm sorry. (Pam starts crying, Michael realises this) You've been X'd punk'd! Surprise it's a joke, we were joking around, you see?

PAM: I can't believe this, I mean, I have never even stolen as much as a paper clip and you're firing me.

MICHAEL: 50 cents, yeah. You steal a thousand Post-It notes at 50 cents a piece, then you know you've made a profit margin. Resell of business Pam

PAM: Are you serious?

MICHAEL: Yeah.

PAM: What? Why?

MICHAEL: Why? Well, theft. And stealing.

PAM: Stealing? Um, what am I suppose to have stolen?

MICHAEL: Post-It notes.

PAM: Post-It notes? What are those worth, like 50 cents?

Yeah Punk'd, and all that kind of stuff? You are going to be my accomplice, just go on with that ok? All right Just follow my lead, don't pimp me all right? Come in! (Pam enters) So corporate just said that I don't want to'

Yeah Punk'd, and all that kind of stuff? You are going to be my accomplice, just go on with that ok? All right Just follow my lead, don't pimp me all right? Come in! (Pam enters) So corporate just said that I don't want to'

MICHAEL: So, have you felt vibe yet? We work hard, we play hard. Sometimes we play hard when we should be working hard, right? I guess the atmosphere that I've created here is that I am a friend first, and a boss second. Probably an entertainer third. (someone knocks) Just a second Right? Oh, hey do you like the Jamie Kennedy Experiment?

JIM: You know you should come with us, because you know we are going out and it could be a good chance for you to see what people are like outside the office, I think it could be fun.

ROY: No, it sounds good but seriously we gotta get going

JIM: Yeah What's in the bag?

ROY: Just tell her I'll talk to her then.. (he leaves)

JIM: No definitely. All right dude, awesome, will do.

JIM: You know you should come with us, because you know we are going out and it could be a good chance for you to see what people are like outside the office, I think it could be fun.

ROY: No, it sounds good but seriously we gotta get going

JIM: Yeah What's in the bag?

ROY: Just tell her I'll talk to her then.. (he leaves)

JIM: No definitely. All right dude, awesome, will do.

Cut back

PAM: Do you mind if I go out for a drink with these guys?

ROY: No, come on. Let's get out of here and go home.

PAM: Ok, I will be out in a few minutes so it's like twenty past five I've still to do my faxes.

Pam leaves

PAM: Hey!

JIM: What's going on?

ROY: Hey baby!

Cut to Pam, talking to the Camera

PAM: Roy is my fiancee, we've been engaged about about 3 years, and we were supposed to get married in September, but I think we'll gonna get married in the spring.

PAM: Yeah!

JIM: Oh, that's why we all going out, so we can have an end of the week drink!

PAM: Well then when are we going out?

JIM: I don't know, tonight, hopefully.

PAM: Ok, yeah.

Roy enters

ROY: Hey man!

MICHAEL: Nice, that's the way it is around here

RYAN: You should have put him in custard-y!

MICHAEL: Yes, new guy! He scores!

DWIGHT: Ok that's great, I guess, what I'm most concerned with is damage to company property. That's all.

MICHAEL: Pudding... I'm trying to think, another dessert to do.

Cut to Pam's desk, Jim is talking to her

JIM: Do you like to going out at the end of a week for a drink?

DWIGHT: It's always you. Are you gonna discipline him or not?

MICHAEL: Ooh discipline, kinky! All right, here's the deal you guys, the thing about practical jokes, is that you have to know when to start, as well as when to stop! And yeah, Jim, now is the time to stop pulling Dwight's personal effects into jello.

JIM: Ok, Dwight I'm sorry because, I've always been your biggest Flam

MICHAEL: No no no, do not take it out! You have to eat it out there, because there are starving people in the world, (laughs) and which I hate, and it is a waste of that kind of food.

DWIGHT: (points to Ryan) Ok, you know what? You can be a witness. (to Michael) Can you reprimand him please?

JIM: (eating Jello) How do you know it was me?

DWIGHT: It's ok here, but people some how is taking advantage because it's so relaxed. I'm a volunteer sheriff's deputy on the week-ends, and you cannot screw around there. It's one of the rules.

MICHAEL: What is that?

DWIGHT: (tries to take it out) That's my stapler.

MICHAEL: Ok, hold on, Judge is in session. What is the problem here?

DWIGHT: He put my stuff in jello again. (shows his stapler in Jello - Pam laughs) That's real professional, thanks. That's the third time and it wasn't funny the first time.

Cut to Dwight talking to the Camera

MICHAEL: Assistant to the Regional Manager. So Dwight tell him about the kung fu, and the car and everything.

DWIGHT: Yeah, I got a 78-2-8 , I've bought her for 1200, fixed it up, now worth three grand.

MICHAEL: That is his profit!

DWIGHT: New engine, suspension I've got some photos (opens his drawer) Damn it!

Cut to the office, Ryan and Michael walk to Dwight

MICHAEL: Watch out for this guy! Dwight Schrute in the building! This is Ryan, the new temp.

RYAN: Nice to meet you.

MICHAEL: Introduce yourself, be polite

DWIGHT: Dwight Schrute, Assistant Regional Manager.