What is this nonsense?!

Hello, I'm British. And, what do british people love almost as much as tea? Biscuits.

Recently, I bought some 'red velvet crunch creams' which are advertised like this: (photos are not mine)

So, me and my mum were rather intrigued and bought them.. only to find they taste the EXACT same as the regular fox crunch creams:

(why you would take a photo of some biscuits on a rock, I have no idea but hey ho)

As a british citizen I find this very distressing, though on the plus side they have 6 less calories than the original.. hehe B)

 

Shouldn't you be more focused on waffles?

 

That's absolutely terrible and I hope they find the culprit.

 

I... I...I-dont even wanna know

 

I have participated in various non-violent protests about Waffle rights, but I would never eat one D:

 

WHY! You're a waffle!

 

Cannibalism ;-;

 

*starts to cry* nooooo CORRUPTION GODAMNIT

 

How dare they do such a thing.

 

Why do those look like Arnott's Kingston biscuits, but in a different colour?

 

K .-. Wtf though

 

You see its actually a conspiracy, 6 is the number of calories less per biscuit there are, half of 6 is 3, 3 is the number of sides to a triangle. Also there are 3 layers layers to the biscuit, there are 4 pictures of biscuits currently on the page, 4 minus 1 is 3. 3 - 3 - 3 illuminati confirmed

 

You just made me all the more hungry. Get me some of those.

 

Sue them! Word