Ok so how this game works is that one of us answers the question and another person answers how tough are they.

Ex:
Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, How tough are ya?

Me: Im so tough I can suck 7 popsicles per minute and still manage to not get aids ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Lets start

Welcome to the Salty Spitoon how tough are ya?

 

im so tough i can spank @Potatoritos without him spanking me back

 

I'm so tough... umm.... idk...

 

Im so tough that i can beat @WhyteDuck in awping.

 

I'm so tough I can eat my own puke.
jk fam

 

o_o Right this way sir

 

Im so tough my favorite flavor of popsicle is d*ck

 

I'm so tough I can rek any of you in overwatch @Scorvix

 

Welcome to the Tough spitoon, how salty are ya?

 

How does it taste? ʕ☉‿☉ʔ

 

not as salty as you :t:

 

I'm so tough I can drink bleach and die

 

I went on Disney Channel.com.. WITHOUT my parents permission..

 

I'm so tough I went to get my mail without shoes on.

 

Savage.

 

I'm so tough i beat @Quertiss in a fight before ( Maybe three times ;) )

 

im so tough i fell down 20 stairs and i laughed instead of crying ._.

 

I'm so tough that when I was about 7 I broke my arm up to the elbow standing up from my chair and immediately falling over.

 

Whenever I fall I laugh.. I don't know why :tearsofjoy::tearsofjoy:

Once I was walking to my friends at this building. My irl crush was behind me. I said hi to her friend and tripped. I laughed so hard and so did my crush. She apparently fell and laughed her a** off