Keep it then

Waiter there's a furball in my soup

 

Pick it out

Waiter there's a hobo in my soup

 

And the problem is?

Waiter there's a black hole in the soup.

 

No one replied to mine... I cri

 

Just Get Suck in it and ACCEPT IT!!!

Waiter there is my brother in my soup.

 

Then kick him until he goes away

 

But I don't wanna, it's gross :s

Waiter, theres a cow in my soup

 

Moove it

Waiter, theres a buck in my soup

 

Fill it up with the cow from the other soup bowl

Waiter there's a Disco Ball in my soup

 

how did you disco-ver that?!

Waiter, there's a battery in my soup!

 

Make sure the battery is working than You will have electric soup

Waiter theres A bird in my soup!

 

Well, you did order chicken noodle soup.

Waiter. there's a blender in my soup.

 

*arrest's @The_Doctor for stealing a blender*

Waiter, there's nothing in my soup!

 

Releases @The_Doctor from prison.

Waiter, there's too much soup in my soup!

 

*catches @The_Doctor and eats him*
*drinks all of @T3N3BRIS's soup* happy?

Waiter, there's a chain pickaxe in my soup!

 

Use it for mining, it is OP af.

Waiter, there's a wolf in my soup!

 

Eat it, yum yum.

Waiter, there's a body in my soup!

 

*eats body*

Waiter, a @SSMH is in my soup!

 

Put it in another bowl of soup

Waiter, theres a Toilet in my soup!

 

*arrests @KittyKoz of theft*

Waiter, there's nothing in my soup!