Vote for him in the presidential election.

Waiter, there's an Ipad in my soup.

 

Play some games on it.

Waiter, there is a terrible pun my soup

 

Well you better bloody have it then!
Waiter, there's a spoon in my soup!

 

That's odd, you were suppose to have a fork.

Waiter, there's a used band-aid in my soup.

Spoiler

Weird how that was the year I was born in. :/

 

well you better throw it at your brother

waiter theres some soup in my soup

 

Then save the extras.

Waiter, there is a donald trump in my soup!

 

Then just eat the bastard!

Waiter, there's a finger in my soup!

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Find the person who is missing a finger.

Waiter, there's a castle in my soup.

 

I know. It's made out of corn.

Waiter, there's a famous YouTuber in my soup!

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Take a picture of him!

Waiter, there's an apple in my soup!

 

Oh right, don't worry I will charge you for 2 soups.
Waiter, there is nothing in my soup but I don't like soup

 

Then why did you order it you silly man?

Waiter, there's a * in my soup!

 

Well ****'ing **** the **** out of it.

Waiter there's a scrub who somehow got BO3 early in my soup!

 

You wot? How??

Waiter, there's a @Wolf64 in my soup.

 

That is not normal..

Waiter, a @Prin is in my soup, and she's drinking it all!!

 

Waiter: Then stuff @Prin into a potato and deal with it.

Waiter, there is a quantum loop in my soup.

 

Then un-loop it so then its a quantum line segment.

 

Waiter theres a chicken breast in my soup

 

waiter there's a creeper in my soup

 

Light it up with flint and steel

Waiter there's a unicorn in my soup