Oh there it is! Thanks its really hard without a 5th finger..

Plz dont send a lawsuit.. D:

Waiter, Doge is in my soup!

 

Give it to someone.

Waiter there is a chicken in my soup!!!

 

It's chicken soup..

Waiter, Batman is in my soup!!

 

Waiter, there's a bug in my soup

 

Waiter, there's a kid in my soup

 

Give him a bath and you may have him.

Waiter, there's a spoon in my soup.

 

Use and stuff it in your face. o.o

Waiter, there's a computer in my soup! *screams so loud that mcdonalds explode* o.o *realises it was my computer* :ooo

 

Watch it blow up :]

Waiter, there is a palmetto bug in my soup! (Look it up o.o)

 

Catch it with a net.

Waiter there's a fur ball in my soup!

 

Simply exchange the soup for the persons soup right next to you while they're not looking.

Waiter, there's a box of nails in my soup.

 

Waiter, there's a waiter in my soup.

 

Start with his feet


Waiter, a Wolfbane is in my soup!

 

Let him become bane of the wolves

Waiter, there's a tarantula in my soup (actually happened to my mom)

 

Waiter, Why is there a wild pikachu in my soup?! I didn't bring my pokeballs D:

 

KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!!!

Here, take my charmander and battle it.

Waiter, there's no soup in my soup.

 

Put the waiter in the soup and question him "WHY DID YOU GIVE ME THE BOWL BUT NO SOUP?"

Waiter, theres a blanket in my soup!

 

Sleep in your soup.

Waiter, there's an @Aka_Illuminati sleeping in my soup. :P

 

Luv Aka_Iluminati

Waiter, there's a pair of headphones in my soup. o-o

 

Waiter, there's massed nuclear fusion in my soup!

 

Waiter there's a DEEZ NUTZ in my soup.