This thread is the most low quality piece of I seen on the forums. Honestly someone needs to close this.
A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
I threw a wish in the well, Don't ask me, I'll never tell I looked to you as it fell, And now you're in my way I'd trade my soul for a wish, Pennies and dimes for a kiss I wasn't looking for this, But now you're in my way Your stare was holdin', Ripped jeans, skin was showin' Hot night, wind was blowin' Where do you think you're going, baby? Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me, maybe! It's hard to look right At you baby, But here's my number, So call me, maybe! Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me, maybe! And all the other boys, Try to chase me, But here's my number, So call me, maybe! You took your time with the call, I took no time with the fall You gave me nothing at all, But still, you're in my way I beg, and borrow and steal Have foresight and it's real I didn't know I would feel it, But it's in my way Your stare was holdin', Ripped jeans, skin was showin' Hot night, wind was blowin' Where you think you're going, baby? Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me, maybe! It's hard to look right At you baby, But here's my number, So call me, maybe! Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me, maybe! So if you've read this whole thing, ing call me!!!!
