So like, a potato slapped me in the face for no reason.

I was so sad, but also really angry. I wanted to give that potato a lesson, but this happened


I was like, woah look fries yum!
So I ate them, and never saw the potato again. If you know a suspicious looking potato, plz call 000 or 911, it is a psychopath.
This is a picture of potato



tyvm in advance.

 

omg he slapped me again I am very angry ;(

 

srsly now you made me hungry with those macdonalds fries D:

 

Wow, what a rude potato!

 

Yah, thats one of my pet potatoes are that are like angry dogs...

 

I think the potato turned into fries, idek

omg ikr!!!

I'm suing you for not being able to control your potatoes. I am now physically and mentally scarred for a day because of that beast!

 

Well potatoes are beasts, you probably did something wrong to that potato. He now thinks that you're an enemy to him... try calming him down somehow and he will be your best potato pet ever.

 

Coz donkey.

 

I showed him your face, the he attacked me.

 

yup, I get it now. You tried to be me and he noticed that its not his real king so he attacked ya...

 

No I just told him how this guy was your owner.

 

that's what you get for supporting memes. now 's my turn to slap u m8

 

That was more of a cuddle

 

What is this?

 

i think im more confused than u rn

 

A Wanted thread.

same here

 

I can't slap master senpai :(

 

Ik you can't

 

That's a neck.