Shoes are oppressive symbols of the bourgeoisie. We shouldn't have to cover our feel like we are ashamed of them. Let us walk freely.
As a member of the proletariat, I feel bitterly oppressed by wearing closed-toe shoes. I am currently planning to facilitate a class-wide revolution to overthrow the bourgeoisie in order to install a perfect society, balanced as all things should be.
This man gets it. Shoes are unnatural. They force you to beak your spine for a bit of comfort. Typical bourgeoisie strategy.
I understand your confusion. The bourgeoisie has simply brain-washed you to accept their capitalistic and inherently unfair policies of wearing shoes.
What are you, a filthy commie? What are you, a WW1 communist spy? Listen up guys, we have a commie in our midst.
Down with the Capitalist. Down with the shoes. We must be able to tread freely across this wonderous earth without having to have shackles constantly bound to our feet.
I am simply looking after the bottom 97% of the population who are oppressed by the doings of the bourgeoisie. "Workers of the world, unite!"
Oh my god, you really all are filthy commies. You’re not gonna trick me into having everyone “unite” so that we can “share” our assets. What do you take me for, an imbecile? An absolute fool? A brain dead sponge that will soak up all of your disgusting propaganda? No. I’m not any of those things and I won’t fall for your regiment.
Cast aside your bruising feet. Feel the great green earth between your toes. Learn the truth that feet are meant to be unrestricted.
Let your toes be sniffed by the grass, the coming breeze, the rays of the morning sun as you tread upon our shared earth without the burdens of the bourgeoisie casting your feet in unnatural bounds. Proletariats must band together and revolt against the wearing of shoes, for shoes represent the bourgeoisies' oppressive fingers being wrapped around every aspect of the proletariets' life, from their hat to their shoes.
