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Anna ( @HipsterChick ) did you accidently rate this?

 

I Was in first grade
Arts and crafts
Pipe cleaners, tissues, scissors, glue.
My nose was runny
picked up a tissue.
snorted the wrong way
a centimeter of pipe cleaner was up my nose
had to go to ER
Tweezers finally got it out
that was messed up
Doctor asked me if i wanted to keep the pipe cleaner
wtf doctor

 

ooooh

 

For my 13th birthday, I went to lasertag with a few buddies of mine. If you don't know what it is, it's kinda like paintball, except with lasers and stuff. So, I went to duck behind a metal barrel for cover, and hit my mouth on it on the way down. Lost half of both my front top teeth ;-;

 

This cute guy that I used to know knocked on my door to ask if I wanted to eat KFC with him. My mum yelled, 'Claire, there's a friend at the door for you!' and I, thinking it was one of my closer friends, yelled 'I'M TAKING A MASSIVE CRAP RIGHT NOW BRB ALMOST DONE'.
Then I just heard him shout 'TMI DUDE'.
I just hid in the toilet until he was gone and he's probably traumatized.

 

Thats Really Disturbing Even If My Friends Did That! Lol

 

LOOOL

 

Okay, I have a fml moment. More like 'kill me now' moment.
To those who live in the UK, do you remember the floods? Well, I live in Dorset, where it was most serious.
As in there was about 5 ft of water in the street. Well, I woke up to literally about 20 ambulances, fire engines and police cars honking their alarms outside my window at about 1am. I literally died inside, I mean we live in the middle of nowhere, what could have happened? Idk, my mum could have fallen down the stairs and broken her back?!? We could have been burgled or my parents could have been murdered?!? (overtime imagination)
Anyway, I was in the process of panicking, crying and screaming, when I actually decided to look outside and I saw our entire front garden flooded. When I say flooded, I mean you couldn't see the floor. I ended up having to be pulled out of my room by a fireman and driven to a homeless shelter to stay the week. I ended up having to move after that, house was wrecked, and 13 years of memories were destroyed.
If you want me to explain my phobia of water, there it is
Life tip: Don't live in a valley. The water literally pools up there.
EDIT: Found the news broadcast: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-25512391

 

So I was playing doubles in badminton with a friend, and when I was about to hit the shuttle across, she ran in front and tried to hit it but instead of hitting it she managed to slam the whole badminton racket bc she misjudged it right into my face while I was standing behind her like "wtf are you doing". weeell gg wp.

nosebleeds 4 dayz ;-;

 

Went to Jaguar Showroom

Wanted to get into the Jaguar F-type

Accidentally pressed the car horn

Me: Why....




Why.... -3-

 

Nice necropost m9

 

Closing due to grave digging.