Anyone planning on going premed or BS/MD* this or next summer?


* Bachelor of Science/Doctor of Medicine Program

 

Doctors in the US are horrible people. Charging people a couple thousand for an X-ray...

Dr: "Sorry sir, you were involved in a hit and run, we had to amputate both legs..."
Me: "Thank god for the doctors saving my life."
*tries to leave*
*Doctor coughs*
Dr: "Sir, your insurance paper work"
Me: "Erm I don't have insurance"
Dr: "it's okay, but it looks like you're going to be in debt for the rest of your miserable life. No legs and hundred thousand in debt..."
*Silence*
Me: "So... anyone got any rope?"