Did you invent the airplane, cuz you seem Wright for me. (that was horrible :O :P)

 

We're gonna get banned for this but YOLO

 

Not me mate, I no use sexual, I thought I told yall not to as well?

 

Do you like pudding? Cause I'll be pudding this deek up your donkey.

 

Anyone else? ._.

 

No sexual ones dude...

 

Ik

Baby, I'm like a firefighter, I find 'em hot and leave 'em wet!

 

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have a gun, get in the van

 

Are you a band aid? Cause I scraped my knee falling for you

 

No internet :t:

 

do you work at mcdonalds cause i'm lovin it

 

Or because she's fat and greasy : >>>>

 

i liek trains

 

Are you the Wifi? Because I can see alot of people connecting to you..

 

u fkin idot its "are you wifi cause I feel a connection" I need to come to ur house and slap u in da face for say that gawd

 

Are you from Iraq? Because I love the way you Baghdad up.

 

Lol? That is actually a pick up line?
I thought I made that up.. :(

 

Idiot* <3

 

nah that counts as swearing :P

 

I was blinded by your beauty so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons