So hey guys! basically what the title says!


Rules:
-Any pickup line allowed.
Go!

 

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
(btw try to avoid sexual ones :p)

 

Do you mix concrete for a living?
Cause you make me hard.

 

Know what's on the menu? Me-n-u.

 

Is that a mirror in your pocket or do I see myself in your pants.

 

If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.

 

Im like a rubiks cube the more you play with me. The harder I get

 

Does your left eye hurt? Because you've been looking right all day.

 

Are you from the UK? 'Cause I want u, k?
Comon, guys, let's not use the over-used, internet lines .-.

 

lol no internet guys, which Im not XD

 

Are you sonic? Because I see you're a real hooker ;)

 

did you leave your phone in you back pocket, cuz your booty is calling me

 

Are you from the ghetto? 'Cause I'm about to ghetto hold of that donkey

 

Are your legs made of Nutella? Because I'd love to spread them!

 

Are you a parking ticket, cuz you have FINE written all over you

 

looooooooooool

 

Do you live on a chicken farm? 'Cause you sure know how to raise a .

 

Are your legs Oreos? 'Cause I wanna spread them and lick the goodness in-between

 

Are you a termite? Cause you're about to have a mouth full of wood.

 

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Poems are hard
So am I