Hi i am here to expose my self here is my life story. I sexually identify as an indie studio. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over steam greenlight droppping hot 4.99$ games on disgusting hipsters. People say to me that a person being a game development studio is impossible and I’m ing retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install pixel art graphics, chiptune music and nostalgia appeal on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Game Dev” and respect my right to never finish my games in early access. If you can’t accept me you’re an indiephobe and need to check your mainstream privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
