This is a serious phone call that really happened. Not kidding. Also, this is based on memory. :P Enjoy the idiot who thought he could hack my computer.
So, we're watching Despicable Me 2, and the phone rings. My mum answers it and it's the 3rd time of the four that "Windows" called today. So, my mum hands me it and I go up to my room to answer the call.
WT*: *with Indian Accent* Hello ma'am, you are de owner of the Windows Computer correct?
Me: Uh, yes yes I am.
WT: We have been notified that uh, you're bank, when you sign in online, they actually have access to your computer and are stealing files and your money. I am calling you to help you un-download the viruses.
Me: *Sarcasm* Oh my. Oh my, that's horrible. Really really bad. I can't believe that they would do this.
WT: OK so uh, is your computer on?
Me: Yes, it is on. [LIES! *gasp*]
WT: OK, You know the uh, the uh, Windows icon on the keyboard?
Me: Mhm?
WT: Next to that is command, can you press that and uh, press L and tell me what comes up?
Me: Well uh, nothing comes up. It's a blank screen :t
WT: Ma'am, I need you to press command+l. OK?
Me: I did. There's a window.
WT: Can you tell me what it says?
Me: Well, it doesn't. My computer is a bit old you know? It's 1.3
WT: Ma'am, please press Command+L.
Me: Actually, I work for the CIA and the window that came up was your GPS coordinates. One of our drones is now targeting onto you. I suggest you take cover.
WT: Ma'am! I need you to press Command+L!
Me: I work for the CIA, and one of our drones have been sent your coordinates. I suggest you take cover.
WT: OK, Ma'am I will switch to a midline for a better connection.
Me: I'm sorry, you'll go to Middle Earth and Call me?
WT: I need to switch to a midline.
Me: Middle Earth?
WT: *Hangs up*
I'm not kidding, this actually happened XD Then my dad answered the fourth call and talked with the woman about Calling about the goat for "Sexual purposes" o3o :3 XD. This is not even a joke. Totally 100% real.