So this is a long story but I'm gonna make it short. So a few days ago I went to Wal-Mart (A grocery store if ya don't know) and like always I brought my pillow. So I was walking down the ceral isle when I noticed my pillow had disappeared from my cart. Immediately I called 911 and filed a missing pillow report. The police issued the alert of a White pillow wearing a blue pillow case. I posted signs everywhere and even offered a reward. (Reward was a free hamburger from McDonald's... teehee). So still after 2 days my pillow is still missing. If anyone happens to find it please contact the missing pillow hotline at 1-800-PILLOWS(Not a real number). Also if anyone finds it i'll give you a Coupon for a free hamburger.
