I was bored, so I had a little fun re-making 'Shrek is love, Shrek is life' by just editing tiny bits, not the whole story <:
Moderators, close this if it's very inappropriate, which it is.
Also want to say, I do have Parkour's consent, so yea. :P
Enjoy this re-made version of 'Shrek is love, Shrek is life' :t:


> I was only nine years old

>I loved MPG so much, I owned all his movies and merchandise

>I pray to MPG every night, thanking him for the life I have been given

>"MPG is love", I say, "MPG is life"

>My dad hears me and calls me a fgt

> He is obviously jealous of my devotion to MPG

>I called him a c***

> He slaps me and sends me to my room

> I am crying now, because my face hurts

> I go into my bed and it is very cold

>I feel a warmth moving towards me

> I fell something touch me

> It's MPG

> I am so happy

> He whispers into my ear, "This is my house."

> He grabs me with his powerful hands and puts me on my hands and knees

> I'm ready

> I spread my cheeks (if you know what I mean :t: ) for MPG

> He penetrates my butt

> It hurts so much, but I do it for MPG

> I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water

> I push against his force

> I want to please MPG

> He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love

> My dad walks in

> MPG looks him straight in the eyes and says, "It's all guy now"

> MPG leaves through my window

>MPG is love, MPG is life

 

Im crying... SOOO BOOTIFUL :t::t::t:

 

O_0

 

Very beautiful, amirite? :t:

What's wrong?

 

Oh nothing wrong but just my eyes why don' MPG love me like this :'(

 

He only does this to specific people ;) ;) ;)

 

but but he is my bae im his bae

 

YOU MUST DIEEE!!!!

 

Wtf?!??
This was written from my perspective

 

IF YOU SAY MPG DONT LOVE ME THEN I WILL I WILL

Spoiler

Unfollow you ;)

 

Tell MPG if he loves you ;)

 

or was it? ;)

 

Give me proof that it was from your perspective.

 

Your lucky you got that derpanite profile pic i couldn't stay mad at you for that <3

 

._.
MPG is love.
MPG is life.



that nub.

 

"It's all guy now" :t

 

http://gyazo.com/91d7f79a5238450e0a8f42d5165de052

<3

 

Wow nub i could've done that i think all of us could've done that.

 

gg

 

Time it was posted? ;)