Mental Health

Welcome to the Mental Health Hotline:

If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly,
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which button to press,
If you are co-dependent, ask someone to press 2 for u,
If you are delusional press 4 and and we will send your call to the mothership,
If you have multiple personalities, pres 3, 5, 6 and 7
If you are depressed it doesn't matter which button you press, no one will answer you,
If you have low self esteem hang up, all of our operators are too busy to talk to you,
If you are dyslexic press 696969696969,
If you are paranoid stay on the line and we will trace your call,
If you have short term memory loss, hang up and call again later,
If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the punch key until the beep, then wait for the beep.


this is just for fun, pls dont get triggered

 

What do I press if I have all of them?

 

If you have no mental health, what happens?

 

what a fun game

 

u get a free fidget spinner

 

then this hotline is not for u, what u need is this one:
1-800-273-8255

 

it's not fun when you thought this would be helpful and it isn't!\'
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