Phew, you skipped me

 

Somebody was Lilly by my phones tiny keyboard and fasast typing

 

Xethorias was Lilly by fasast typing.

 

Omg stop

Somebody was slain by bamquioshes.

 

Xethorias was slain by fasast bamquioshes.

 

Somebody died. I killed him.

 

Somebody got slan my my mpg quick a cope skills

 

Xethorias was slan by mpg cope skills

 

Chat get banged.

 

Somebody was killed by autocorrect

 

Xethorias was killed by a disgruntled grammar nazi

 

Someone was killed by my auntie who used grandma to quickdrop you.

 

Sombody committed Sudoku.

 

Sudoku harnessed the power if grandmas enternal killaira and slayed somebody.

 

Xethorias was eaten by @Somebody

 

DoctorDistructo's dad showed embarrassing images of him as a kid and he jumped in the "way too embarrassed to live" lava hole.

 

ObnoxiousPotato_ rotted and was thrown away.

 

DoctorDistructo was poked to death

 

ObnoxiousPotato_ was eaten in my soup.

 

DoctorDistructo had 888 messages and invoked a death god Who killed him