This thread was originally made by @TeamTyler but got too old. So I just decided to make it again.
Example: (@Wolfie I'm using you :smilingimp
SmileyFries: *burrrp*
Wolfie: SmileyFries was punched off a cliff by Wolfie
SmileyFries: Wolfie was killed by SmileyFries using [potato]

Someone gets to kill me D:

 

;-;

 

Wolfie was slain by RedStar12 with Brussel Sprout named "I HATE BRUSSEL SPROUTS"

 

StompinqWolves remembers they don't have wings.

 

Frost_ was suffocated by hundreds of puppies

 

ParanormalPizza lagged out and lost all their good kush

 

Keith </3 tried to fly and hit the ground to hard.

 

Theatress tried to swim in ketchup

 

Auzzi hugged a Teddy Bear too hard.

 

*RebornWolf revealed too much of his sexiness to Wolfie*

 

RebornWolf accidentally ate a poisonous potat0

 

SmileyFries ate too many of Smiley's pies

 

*WinterWaffles got eaten by a waffle-loving potato*

 

Reborn Gets eaten by ten cows

 

*SurgePlayZGameS has been slain by a wolf*

 

Reborn was slayed by a piece of pie

 

*SurgePlayZGameS got eaten by a slice of pie*

(That irony doe)

 

*Reborn was slain by sitzoum using "Dank"*

 

*Sitzoum1 was cringed to death by jacob tautorus*

 

The Real Xtreme stepped on a mine turtle