Ugly as hell. See what I did there? It's a double negative. So in translation you are as beautiful as heaven
You're quite wrong, using the word "as" would simply be a simile making it still a negative, comparing one thing to another does not make a positive... Rekt
I felt bad for @Asided because I dared him to do the milkshake challenge, he put -Milk -Soya Sauce -Hot Sauce -Cheese -Vinegar -Apple Cider Vinegar -Eggs -He bit into a raw egg -Mustard = TURNS OUT SMELLS LIKE CHERRIES! Ladies and gentlemen that's how you make a cherry scent. TIME FOR THE PICTURE Y'ALL