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    Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by w0t_, Apr 30, 2017.

    1. w0t_
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      According to all known laws
      of aviation,


      there is no way a bee
      should be able to fly.


      Its wings are too small to get
      its fat little body off the ground.


      The bee, of course, flies anyway


      because bees don't care
      what humans think is impossible.


      Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
      Yellow, black. Yellow, black.


      Ooh, black and yellow!
      Let's shake it up a little.


      Barry! Breakfast is ready!


      Ooming!


      Hang on a second.


      Hello?


      - Barry?
      - Adam?


      - Oan you believe this is happening?
      - I can't. I'll pick you up.


      Looking sharp.


      Use the stairs. Your father
      paid good money for those.


      Sorry. I'm excited.


      Here's the graduate.
      We're very proud of you, son.


      A perfect report card, all B's.


      Very proud.


      Ma! I got a thing going here.


      - You got lint on your fuzz.
      - Ow! That's me!


      - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
      - Bye!


      Barry, I told you,
      stop flying in the house!


      - Hey, Adam.
      - Hey, Barry.


      - Is that fuzz gel?
      - A little. Special day, graduation.


      Never thought I'd make it.


      Three days grade school,
      three days high school.


      Those were awkward.


      Three days college. I'm glad I took
      a day and hitchhiked around the hive.


      You did come back different.


      - Hi, Barry.
      - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.


      - Hear about Frankie?
      - Yeah.


      - You going to the funeral?
      - No, I'm not going.

      We're no strangers to love
      You know the rules and so do I
      A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
      You wouldn't get this from any other guy

      I just want to tell you how I'm feeling
      Gotta make you understand

      Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

      We've known each other for so long
      Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
      Inside we both know what's been going on
      We know the game and we're gonna play it

      And if you ask me how I'm feeling
      Don't tell me you're too blind to see

      Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

      Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

      We've known each other for so long
      Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
      Inside we both know what's been going on
      We know the game and we're gonna play it

      I just want to tell you how I'm feeling
      Gotta make you understand

      Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

      u want sum?

      obi wan kanobi showed up in his tardis, wielding his trusty wand. ''use the fork luke, use the fork'' Gandalf said as he was fighting voldamort. obi wan kanobi called his friend, Sans. Sans showed up in his fur suit, holding his strong lightsaber ready to fight the ender dragon, but, as they were fighting it, xX_Cool_Kid_6948573xX showed up. ''i come from the land of roblox!'' xX_Cool_Kid_6948573xX said. suddenly, pineapples! and they all died. THE END
       
    2. Levis
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      Salt. :)
       
    3. sircorgi
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      ur signature puts this thread in a nutshell
       
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      Moved to off topic
       
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      why did i read this.
       
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      lol funny
       
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      barrybeebenson.exe has stopped functioning

      [ya like jazz?]
       
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      Thanks.
       

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