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  • here stalkers [100 not lies]

    Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by salamander, Aug 5, 2015.

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    1. salamander
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      As @MrParkourGuy is an idiot, here are 100 not lies.
      1. Real Name: I don't know, doubt it's Rebeka
      2. Nickname: Rebeczka babeczka
      3. Favorite color: MANCHESTER UNITED RED
      4. Gender: My name is Rebeka I think you can tell
      5. Race: White
      6. Age: 12.5
      7. Sexuality: Straight as a straight pole
      8. Introvert or Extrovert: Extro
      9. Hair color? Brown?!!?!?
      10. Tall or short: pretty tall. 5"7 if you mean me IDK OKAY
      11. Sweats or jeans: jeans
      12. Phone or camera: Phone
      13. Health freak: hell nah
      14. Orange or apple: apple
      15. Do you have a crush on someone: yes I have a crush on myself you should love yourself too
      16. Guy friends or girl friends: Usually prefer to spend time with guys, they're more chill, especially with girls my age being wh*res and just annoying
      17. Piercings: Nope, never want any
      18. Pepsi or coke: coke
      19. Have you been in an airplane and how many times: 7 times
      20. Have you been in a relationship: nah man I'm 12 that's pedophilia
      21. Have you been in a car accident: I saw the face of a survivour of one, aka @MrParkourGuy 's face
      22. Have you been in a fist fight: I own everyone at fights
      23. First piercing: see 17
      24. Best Friend: I'm a loner quit trying to get on my good side
      25. First award: something art related idrc
      26. First crush: myself
      27. First word: seven
      28. Any talent: being cool
      29. Last person you talked to: SID
      30. Last person you texted: SID
      31. Last person you watched a movie with: Smosh Movie with my sister
      32. Last thing you ate: sid ;)
      33. Last movie/ TV show you watched: see 31
      34. Last song you listened to: Alphabet Aerobics
      35. Last thing you bought: your mom
      36. Last person you hugged: my cat is a person

      •Favorite:

      37. Food: Sushi
      38. Drink: Tea BRITISH TWITTER HAS RUBBED OFF ON ME NOOOOO
      39. Fruit: Nectarine
      40. Flower: I can't identify flowers who do you think I am a florist?!??
      41. Animal: Cats
      42. Color: MANCHESTER UNITED RED
      43. Movie: Beverly Hills Cop
      44. Subject: FOOTBALL
      45. Sport: football/soccer
      46. Sports Team: Manchester United FC
      47. Book: Oscar and the Lady in Pink
      48. City: Trafford
      49. Country: England
      50. Song: The Hills by The Weeknd

      •Have you ever? (Answer Yes or No)

      45. Fallen in love with someone: Ander Herrera is pretty rad
      46. Celebrated Halloween: yes
      47. Had your heart broken: no I break hearts not get mine broken I have hoes all day that tryna get on my good side
      48. Went over the minutes/ texts on your phone: not desperate sry
      49. Had someone like you: I have hoes all day ofc
      50. Hated the way someone changed: idrc
      51. Got in trouble with police: yeah I'm behind bars every week
      52. Had a party: ye
      53. Did something you regret: no I don't make mistakes
      54. Broken a promise: see 53
      55. Hidden a secret: yeah aint nobody know about my business
      56. Pretend to be happy: I do what I want
      57. Met someone who has changed your life: I change lives ( for the worst ) not get mine changed
      58. Pretended to be sick: nah
      59. Left the country: depends if my country is Poland or America
      60. Tried something you normally wouldn't try and liked it: no I'm always right
      61. Cried over the silliest thing: real men don't cry
      62. Ran a mile: a mile? a as in algebra as in unknown number? ofc, I run all the time I've ran lightyears by this point
      63. Gone to the beach with your best friend: I'm a loner I am my own best friend so yes
      64. Gotten into an argument with your friends: no because they know I'm always right
      65. Disliked someone: yes I hate everyone
      66. Stayed single for two years since the first time you had a bf/gf or been single forever:loner af

      •Currently:
      67. Eating: everything
      68. Drinking: coke AS IN DAT COCO
      69. Listening to: Alphabet Aerobics
      70. Sitting or laying: laying
      71. Plans for today: fk bishes get money
      72. Waiting for:@mrparkourguy 's demise
      73. Want kids: not until I'm out of high school unlike all these other hoes
      74. Want to get married: why not
      75. Want to travel: Manchester

      •What do you look for in a partner?
      76. Lips or eyes: hair
      77. Shorter or taller: whatever tbh
      78. Younger or older: around my age
      79. Romantic or spontaneous: idrc
      80. Trouble-maker or hesitant:see 79
      81. Hook up or relationship: one night stand all day
      82. Looks or personality: personality

      •Have you ever:
      83. Lost glasses: don't get me started
      84. Snuck out of the house: nah
      85. Held a gun/ knife in self defense: when my sister thought there was someone in the house she made me hold a bread knife (there was nobody in the house)
      86. Killed somebody: @MrParkourGuy
      87. Broke someone's heart: @MrParkourGuy
      88. Been in love: lolnah
      89. Cried when someone dies: men don't cry

      •Do you believe in:
      90. Yourself: yeah I'm the best
      91. Miracles: no, @MrParkourGuy is still alive
      92. Love at first sight: what if you're blind
      93. Heaven: no
      94. Santa Claus: yeah my bud st. Nick we hang 24/7
      95. Aliens: Ander Herrera is out of this world, so yes
      96. Ghosts/ angels: no

      •Truthfully?
      97. Is there one person you really want to be with right now: no fk everyone
      98. Do you know who your real friends are: loner
      99. Do you believe in God: I am God
      100. Do you easily make friends: depends tbh

      (most of this is a joke)
       
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      Watch it burn
       
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      nice :D
       
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