Knock Knock Who's there ? Cows ! Cows who ? Cows go 'moo' not who! Knock, Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Hoo who? You talk like an owl! Knock Knock Who's there? Goat! Goat who? Goat on a limb and open the door. Knock Knock Who's there ! Lion ! Lion who ? Lion on your doorstep, open up ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Dragon ! Dragon who ? Dragon your feet again !
Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?" Husband: "I'm just kidding!"
