Hey guys I want to know YOUR best Chuck Norris joke!
Mine is : Chuck Norris is The Reason Waldo Is hiding
and Chuck Norris's Tears Cure cancer Too bad Hes Never Cryed.

 

You don't find Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris finds you...

 

I am Chuck

 

Best joke ever: Chuck Norris is behind you. O.o

 

Here are some good ones:

~Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the out of it

~Chuck Norris and Superman once fought with 1 condition, the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside of his shorts. (Because superman wears thos read tights thingies)

~The original title of Alien vs. Predators was Predators vs. Chuck Norris, the cancelled it abruptly, who wants to watch a movie only 10 seconds long?

 

You can get these easily of a website, but I'll post good ones here.

• Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
  
• Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
  
• Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
  
• Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories. (That one made me lmao)

 

I've heard all them, they r the good of classics

 

Yeah, we probably went to the same website, haha. They're pretty good.

 

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