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  • [Forum Game] "Officer, I can explain!"

    Discussion in 'Archive' started by Glaadiator, Sep 24, 2014.

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    1. herobineanator
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      those molotovs were for my friend XD
      I use the flame thrower to cut my hedge and my diary is for a book im writing (looks shiftily around for escape route)

      location files on mh370
      a huge clown costume with blood stained knives inside
      a hotdog with a real dead dog inside XD
       
    2. prince_planet_2
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      I was the flights director for Malasian Airlines, but was fired, and told to work on a reasonable solution to the planes' problem, and show them how we could have avoided the crash. Therefore, I need my plans the check the layouts of the plane. The clown costume was from my 5 year old sons birthday earlier that day, and my wife said I needed to be the clown for the party (since my son loves clowns so much). The knives are from the birthday cake, and there is in fact no blood on them at all, just red cake icing. I am driving home right now officer to work on my Malasian Airlines plan and put these knives in the dish washer sir. As for that dog...well...that was the family's dog. Sadly, one of the young children at the party fed it cake, and killed it :(. I wasn't going to eat it though officer *laughs*, it rolled into the bread while I was driving. Officer, if you would please excuse me, I really need to get back home now.

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      A shoe....with half a leg sticking out
      A sponge
      Top secret plans for the Apple iPhone 7 and iOS 9
       
    3. Gemmalove
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      How does that usually work out for ya?
      ;)
       
    4. herobineanator
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      its gives a 'quick shave' XD
       
    5. prince_planet_2
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      Back on track now guys. I was the last to post, and my items were:

      Items:
      A shoe....with half a leg sticking out
      A sponge
      Top secret plans for the Apple iPhone 7 and iOS 9
       
    6. Zambiana
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      I was planning to burn both, to save humanity of another trash phone and OS.
       
    7. prince_planet_2
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      You have to do all three items...cmon guys
       
    8. Zambiana
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      Maker of Apple.
      Why wouldn't I have a sponge..
      See above.
       
    9. prince_planet_2
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      And what about that leg there sir?

      P.S: dont forget your three items...gees, have you not read the first page of this and read what your meant to do
       
    10. Zambiana
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      No, I did not read the thread.

      My items.
      Pile's headband.
      Cypriots left shoe.
      A leather jacket.
       
    11. elrak
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      Sir, Everyone wants Pile's Headband. Duh.

      Uh he was in my van and stuff happened. :t:

      Why not its cheap?

      MY 3 Items:

      @Ducky
      A loaded gun
      A hooker
       
    12. Gemmalove
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      I kidnapped him for fun.
      He's totes cool with it.
      :t
      Like I said last time you pulled me over officer, I'm allowed to carry guns anywhere I want here in 'Murica.
      Hooker....
      Gift for the kidnapped kid.


      Your three items areeeee.
      A box full of kittens.
      A rocket launcher.
      A cardboard cutout of Niall Horan.
       
    13. jedijosiah
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      I just gave birth to them
      Boom boom
      I lob him

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      towel
      police chief
      President
       
    14. prince_planet
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      Police Officer I can explain. You see i was on the way to the police station because i was a witness to a crime when suddenly a cute police officer said "can i come into the back of you car and come home with you". She was a ridiculously cute Police Officer so i said sure. You see i have a Towel because i just went to the local swimming pool and i had to dry my self off. now the president, funny story I am the presidents cousin so i was bringing him to my house!


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      $100000
      a 3 week old baby
       
    15. omie2001
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      A bomb cuz im gonna blow your faces up. $100000 cuz im so sexy and rich. 3 week old baby was jealous of every1 takin all the girls so I took @jarroyonaples 's baby xD


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      @omie2001
      a 20 year old teenage girl stripper
      And an Ape.
       
    16. jarroy
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      What the hell ._______.

      A 20 year old stripper because I was taking her to rehab

      An ape because he wanted bananas

      I was taking omie home because he was drunk



      Katy Perry
      Taylor Swift
      Britney Spears

      Cops be like "Why do you have supermodels/famous artists?" :t:
       
    17. prince_planet
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      officer officer I can explain. I went to a concert tonight and when I got in my car katy perry just appeared because she wanted a lift home. Taylor swift is in here because I was going to meet her for dinner tonight becasue we're related. And Taylor swift was singing shake it off the whole way and I am getting annoyed. Britney Spears was there because well I don't know she just appered in my car saying come home with me and let's have some fun. Sorry if this annoyed you officer

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      A map of the world with a knife and blood on Africia
      1000 Apple iphone 6's
      A death letter rote to the president of the United States with a knife through it
       
    18. jarroy
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      My explanation for all 3
      Osama Bin Laden

      Hmmm

      Why do you have a Australian children
      And Australian clothes
      And yet the 3rd item you have a map with a bomb over Australia
      Why
       
    19. omie2001
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      A map of world with knife and blood on Africa cuz im studying maps and a knife cut me somehow and so I got mad and threw in into the map and m blood fell out:P ikr. 1000 apple iphone 6's because we all know im sexy a rich. a deah letter rote to bla bla bla (youknow) cuz I hate the president.
       
    20. omie2001
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      Oh yea and items are:
      some weird homeless guy
      a jelly fish that's dead. (kina like my avatar just its dead)
      idk... a machine gun
       
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