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  • [Forum Game] "Officer, I can explain!"

    Discussion in 'Archive' started by Glaadiator, Sep 24, 2014.

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    1. Gemmalove
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      Gemmalove Experienced Member

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      I got dis.

      Gun?
      I'm right wing conservative guys. GUN RIGHTS FREEDOM AMERICA. (not really lmao)

      I found the stabbed guy on the side of the road, and I'm kindly driving him to the hospital.

      The guy in the back tied up?
      That's who stabbed him.
      Dropping him off at the station after I make sure stabbed guy gets some medical attention.
      I'm merely a concerned citizen officer.
       
    2. Gemmalove
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      Oh yeah three items.
      Maps of Government Buildings, Guns and ammo lining the walls of your van, and a terrorism leaflet/informational packet.
       
    3. YoungAndDumb
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      maps- i was asked to kill obama cause he is an idiot
      guns and ammo lining the walls: why u need to know? its not illegal...
      terrorism leaflet: some1 put it there!!! i sware it isnt mine!!!!


      Coke[drugs] 50 sets of beats without a receipt ear of a gorilla
       
    4. Edward Ray
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      Coke - The cop didn't see the coke, did he? :t:
      50 sets of Beats - I'm a delivery guy.
      Ear of a gorilla - Who said it was a gorilla ;)

      3 things -
      2 grandma's
      a 3d printer
      Jar of Green Goop from the Nickelodeon's Kids Choice Awards.
       
    5. Gemmalove
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      These are my grandmas, I'm taking them out to eat.
      I've been wanting a 3D printer for forever, and my grandmas need some new knitting needles. LET'S PRINT EM.
      That's ice cream. Melted. My grandma's always make a mess, they don't have any teeth.
      And they're ancient, so I give them dessert before dinner.
      EDIT: He changed it from sticky white goop to Green Slime. Good choice. I'm bringing it back for my kids, they're big fans.

      (Leaving this cause it was funny and Edward ruined it ;~;
      I'm in Colorado officer, they've made everything legal. Right?
      I really love Beats, and I want everybody else to listen. I'm giving these to homeless people and other people on the street. Want a pair?
      What do you mean I shouldn't be carrying around a random gorilla ear?! This is COLORADO.

      Three items
      Duct tape and Rope
      Backpack full of stalker files
      Black clothes and binoculars
       
    6. fendodo
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      Why was my comment removed ;-;
       
    7. Glaadiator
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      Since I had to delete fen's...I'll do this one lol

      I had duct tape to make a duct tape wallet (they're still in style yes) and a rope to rescue someone drowning in a river.
      As for the backpack, I'm actually holding that for my friend who is an FBI agent.
      Lastly, I was at my friends surprise birthday party and I had to be the lookout, so obviously I had to wear all black and keep binoculars.

      -A sack full of jewelry
      -shattered glass
      -crowbar
       
    8. fendodo
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      Sack a jews - Gonna give them to some needy bastards sitting on the corner
      Shattered glass - Robbed a jew store, thought the glass looked nice.
      Crowbar - Donged people on their rocky mullets.


      A pickle
      A KKK member
      A CD/Movie labeled "Cally Waters takes the cannon"
       
    9. Teeeb
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      1. A pickle jumped in my car so yah.
      2. Cus sweg
      3. Don't ask me...

      Items:
      @HipsterChick
      A pig
      A cow
       
    10. fendodo
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      1. R@ped
      2. R@ped
      3. R@ped


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      A mallot
      A Glaadiator
      A wanker shaped piece of rubber
       
    11. Teeeb
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      Teeeb Senior Moderator Senior Moderator Competition Leader Discord Leader Competition Team

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      1. :t:
      2. I was hungry for glaadiators
      3. :haha:

      Items
      Dog
      Airplane
      The moon
       
    12. jedijosiah
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      Its my dog fufu
      I'm a pilot
      I was flying to the moon with my cow

      Gun
      Panda
      Cyp
       
    13. RachetSenpai
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      I was going to go shooting practice.
      The Panda was too cute so I had to take it home.
      He's my death machine.

      1. Minecraft
      2. A baseball bat
      3. Knife
       
    14. SpitFire2235
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      Minecraft cuz I have no life.
      A baseball bat since I was going to a home run derby.
      A knife because I was uhh, ummm going to cut a lot and a lot of carrots.

      Items:
      1. Potato
      2. RAKIN PARTY
      3. Male stripper
       
    15. Christi
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      I was going to make potato knishes.
      Rakin Party is best party.
      I'm a taxi driver, officer, I'm driving him back to his club.

      Items:
      Illuminati files
      Machete
      Inflatable bouncy castle
       
    16. Kub
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      The guy on the kfc logo.

      Ronald Mcdonald. (Hey! Don't blame me my kid is having her 12th birthday)

      A baseball bat.
       
    17. Gemmalove
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      I plan on forcibly making them both vegan.
      <3
      And make them send letters to shut down their companies :chicken:

      A baseball bat?
      I'm a big fan of baseball.
       
    18. prince_planet_2
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      What are your three items...? @Gemmalove
       
    19. Gemmalove
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      Oh sorry I killed it.

      20 prepared Molotov cocktails (bottle bombs)

      A flamethrower

      A carefully written out diary of your evil plans, a full confession, and escape plans.
       
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