Hey Guys, quickflame here. Today I'm here with a cool new forum game I thought of. The rules are simple. 1. Like the Title mentions, you have to say a joke and try to make it as funny as possible. 2. They don't have to be made up, and please don't go all copyright police mode. :t: 3. Don't forget to have fun! So, I'll go first.. I am aware that this event is not true, but it is completely hysterical. US Ship: Please divert your course 0.5 degrees to the south to avoid a collision. CND reply: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision. US Ship: This is the Captain of a US Navy Ship. I say again, divert your course. CND reply: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course! US Ship: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS CORAL SEA*, WE ARE A LARGE WARSHIP OF THE US NAVY. DIVERT YOUR COURSE NOW!! CND reply: This is a lighthouse. Your call.
A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge". Two men walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The next man says "I'll have some H2O too"? The second man died #Chemistry Jokes
A mother shouts at her child. She said: "You should have called me, you fool" Child: Its not right to call you fool Copyright for Geronimo Stilton
