A; Take a XBOX, shove it in your gluteus maximus, eat sun flower seeds at a rate of 4 per minute. Q; If I can't find my foot do I look on google or a bag of flower?
A; Because apple cider smells like poop which triggers your sweat glands to cry. Q; Can I tickle my lumberjack on Tuesdays?
A; Depends, if your shoe is on your dogs tail then yes, if it is on the door nob then no. Q; If I pressure a turkey will he smack me with a candle?
By triggering the spit glands to produce gasoline and ignite it with a scientific blast of rainbows thought my nostrils causing a nuclear flame blast to destroy everything in its path. That good enough?
Question: Why do they call the brand Victoria's SECRET if the whole world knows everything about her down to her underwear? A: I think the secret is that she is a man