having extreme diarrhea that

 

turned into mutant midgets who planned to take over the world

 

And then the mutant midgets ate a woman burrito and...

 

some oompa loompas appeared in his

 

Peanut butter and more peanut butter sandwich that

 

Fell on the ground

 

and decided to walk to

 

The Eiffel Tower And Eat A Hot Dog Because...

 

He fell off a chair

 

which made him upset and

 

Drop his hot dog which made him...

 

Cry uncontrollably...

 

Which flooded his street,

 

and flooded unicorn land then

 

He went to the toilet to...

 

Play a game of..

 

Slime yuck yuk which...

 

he won and received..

 

A jar of dead peoples hearts....

 

but threw them out because