"How is our pregnant little daughter!"
"Mom! How did you know!?"
"I meant perfect."
"wait.. WTF!?"
#HexaPost

 

That isn't a pickup line….
None of yours are pickup lines….
Do you even know what a pickup line is...

 

Maybe, maybe not.
._____.
love meh

 

A pickup line is a line that guys/girls use to pick up girls/guys

 

That sounds pretty wrong but ok.

 

I actually came up with a pick-up line of my own, originally! O_o

"I'm looking backwards to our date."
"Don't you mean forwards?"
"No, backwards because we're done."

 

No offense but that sounds like a breakup

 

hey wanna come over to my place? the couch may not pull out but i will.

 

When you kiss someone for one minute you burn 1.2 calories. Wanna burn cals sometime?;)

Are you trying to say im fat?

 

I have in the palm of my hand humanity's best pick-up line.
"Ily"

 

haaaaar cheese luv me

 

I'd offer you a cigarette but you are already smoking hot.

 

Does this rag smell like chloroform?

 

.-.

 

Are you a parking ticket, cuz you have FINE written all over you.
If you were a triangle, you'd be an acute on.
Leave your phone in your back pocket, because that booty is calling me
Are you McDonalds, cuz I'm loving it (or because you are fat and greasy XD)
looooool

 

Do you wanna build a snowman? It doesn't have to be a snowmaaaaan ;)

 

"Hey girl, I heard you like cheese."

 

This should be a boys one: Did you sit on a pile of sugar, because damn, that's a sweet . <.< >.>

Girls, use this, or boys can too: I'm no photographer, although, I picture me and you together. :>

 

Why would I use any of these in real life? O_o lol
Seriously though, I don't think I would want to ever use this in real life. Ever.