I have a ton… Here's one: Me: Hey guess what, I know all 21 letters of the alphabet. Her: What?? Me: Oh wait.. I always forget U R A Q T ;)
A man came to my door and asked if I could donate to the local swimming pool. I came back with a glass of water.
"My love, If you are smiling, send me your smiles." "If you are dreaming, send me your dreams." "If you are crying, send me your tears." "I love you." "I'm in the toilet. What do I send?"
"Why did the chicken cross the road?" "Seriously?" "To get to the ugly witch's house." "... I don't get it?" "Knock knock" "Who's there?" "The Chicken" #PentaPost