[FG] Best Pick-Up Lines.

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  1. ConfidentialAim
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    Hey tonight! :)
     
  2. Alan
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    Are you a trumpet player? Because you've got me all horny and stuff.
    (NO HOMO)
     
  3. ConfidentialAim
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    Lol xD
     
  4. Alan
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    Do you have a bandaid? 'cuz I just scraped my knee falling for you.
     
  5. ConfidentialAim
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    Going 2 go do homework ); then bed :D
     
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    Do you do karate? causse' your body's kickin'!
     
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    I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way and you'll be lovin' it
     
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    If you were homework i'd do you on the table ##Repost
     
  9. ConfidentialAim
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    lololol
     
  10. Alan
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    I think you're suffering from a lack of vitamin me.
    #Straightfromtheinternet
     
  11. Alan
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    I would dive into a pool of rusty nails and new delhi sewer water while a rabbit clampster is grabbed on to me for dear life just to be mauled by a pack of rotweilers after I crawl out of the pool just to sit in the same chair her mother did back in her 5th grade english class.
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    #KingofPickupLines
     
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    So yea. A human has 206 bones. But when I'm with you, I have 207 :t: @xxELITE (NSFW)
     
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    Use that
     
  15. Alan
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    You're looking quite.. fetching.
    Studies show that 100% of people won't get this. I don't either, I just.. say these things.
     
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  18. Alan
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    Back on topic,
    "Did you hear? There's only gonna be seven planets left after I destroy uranus."
     
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    roses are red, violet are blue, liquor is cheaper, than dinner for two

    *forever alone




















































    Im okay with that though
     
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    Are you from China? Because I'm China get in your pants
    Are you from Ireland? Because my p3n1s is dublin
    If they made a McDonalds burger for you it would be called McGorgeous
     
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