Are you a camera? Because when I look at you I smile.

 

Are you from the ghetto? Because I'm about to ghetto hold of dat booty.

 

is your dad a military general? Because when you walked by, my privates snapped to attention
#NailedItGetRekted

 

Are you a computer keyboard? Because you're my type.

 

you may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me

 

Roses are red,Violets are blue, There is no better place than to be here with you.

 

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'd give up my wifi
To spend some time with you

 

Is your name Wi-fi? Because I'm really feeling a connection.

 

Do you know what's on the menu? me-n'-u

 

Are you a parking ticket because you've got FINE writen all over you.

 

Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for.

 

Oh damnnnn @Alan079A

 

if you were a burger at McDonald's you'd be the McGorgeous

 

My doctor says I'm lacking Vitamin U.

 

That's like 90% of the pick up lines ik lol.

 

Was your Dad a baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns

 

I wonder how many u have xD

 

Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?
I can go on all night.

 

I love bacon! U Srs m8 ;-; cuse I have like 10pick up lines, I guess u got a list U wrote in case someone challenges you to duel. xD

 

My name is foe, But you can call me tonight.