Darn it.

 

Am I the only person posting good pick up lines?

 

My pickup lines slay.

 

People call me Mike. But you can call me tonight.

fyi mike isn't my real name

 

Roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at pick up lines... nice tits.
I win again.

 

I'm not a girl.

 

Roses are read violets are blue, we are having sex, cause I'm stronger than you

 

You still have nice titts.

Hey, are your parents beavers, cuz DAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

 

There goes rule 1.

 

And I quite frankly find the f**ks to give to you. I swear they were right here!

 

"How are you?"
".."
Pick-up Line of the Year.

 

Do you have a name or can I call you mine?

 

My name is Jim, thank you very much

 

I'm going to call you mine.

 

Are you from France? 'Cause madamnn

 

I hear you're good at algebra.....Will you replace my eX without asking Y?

 

Honestly, im the worst of pickup lines...
ummm... (heres from a boys perspective)
So you are walking over to a girl, and you say: "Are those space pants? Cuz your but is out of this world!" :( I suck

 

"Can I take your picture? Because I want santa to know exactly what I want for christmas."
"Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van."

 

Roses are red violets are blue pornhub is down well you'll do.. xD

 

"Actually they're softball pants because my is so out of your league. ;)"