Say something bad about where you're from.

For example,
England, the only place spitting the bars
"Yo, yes, light the bifta
I'm gonna rape your little sister"
makes you a national treasure.

 

I'm confused.

 

Here in Florida it's hotter than Satan's office.

 

Trash talk your country, city, town or a place with a bad rep.

 

Rhode Island is boring.
(I'm just too good at this)

 

(NEVER BEEN THERE BUT THEY ARE RIVALS IN FOOTBALL)
Swindon is a terrible boring council house flat disgusting crap hole

 

Australia is basically America but trying to be edgy

like me

 

Texas: A place where you can unironically wear cowboy hats and cowboy boots. Home of a city that's basically just a discount version of Seattle *cough* Austin *cough*

 

England, the home of tea crumpets and other pointless things

 

The U.S...
The military is paying more attention to global warming than the politicians are...
Of all the people to panic about global warming, it's the $%#@ing military. Our biggest naval base in Norfolk is already flooding, it's gotten that bad
But no, we need to wage war on frozen ice cream balls and restrooms.
The most ironic and mindless country to exist on Earth after the Soviet Union fell.

 

I don't even think we had Winter.

 

New Jersey (ikr so sad)
Its dirty boring,, and all Tv shows make fun of it.

 

don't ever make fun of my beloved tea again

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England; the home of wonky teeth and slanted baseball cap, track-suit wearing 14 year olds. @Mega_ the person you quoted in your example lives like 35 miles away from me... Lol.

 

Australia Complains about terrorists when they can't be bothered too worry about a worse thing aka the environment.

 

The American South, where we lynch minorities for sport.