You may be wondering "wtf is this thread". Do not worry, I come in peace. Today I am going to show all of you the real identity of Donald Trump that has never been revealed before. Let's start, shall we? Donald Trump. Let's break his name down. Donald. McDonald. Ronald McDonald. Trump. Dump. Ronald McDonald taking a dump. But what is the message that Donald is trying to express to us? AHA! I think I know it. Donald Trump is trying to show all of us that by taking a dump, dressed up as Ronald McDonald, that he is feeling hate towards the McDonald's Filet-O-Fish burger and that he thinks by taking a dump it would symbolize the similarities between the taste of the dump and the Filet-O-Fish burger. But why is Donald Trump showing so much hostility towards the Filet-O-Fish burger? Does it even have anything to do with the illuminati? Well, let's find out! Donald Trump is worth 4 billion dollars. 4 billion has nine zeros in it. 9 divided by 0 is infinity. Infinity. Salinity. Salt. Salt water. Fish live in salt water. Fish. Filet-O-Fish. WOAH! It seems to all make sense now why Donald Trump doesn't like the Filet-O-Fish. It's because he has actually liked the Filet-O-Fish this whole time but the illuminati had sent him out to make people believe that he didn't like the Filet-O-Fish, so that the illuminati's communication between Donald Trump would not get compromised and the Filet-O-Fish patty that was holding all of their messages. We can now come to a solid conclusion that Donald Trump is illuminati confirmed. This was stolen from:
