You accidentaly drunk coffee before sleeping and you slept for 4 hours only

I wish that everything costs under $1

 

because of market prices 1$ turned into 1billion

 

And your wish?

 

I wish a cure to cancer was found

 

The cure for cancer was found, but only for Acinic Cell Adenocarcinoma, which is very rare to develop.

I wish I could adopt a lot of cats.

 

you became allergic to cats

I wish I could be famous

 

When you got famous everyone hated you and people threaten to kill you.

I wish that I was rich.

 

You mean Justin Bieber

When you became rich you were so heavily depressed that you dropped all your money in the sea.

I wish Justin Bieber was dead

 

Justin bieber
read this and killed you

I wish that I could stop getting alerts for this thread.

 

You unsubscribed from the forum, but the forum will never stop haunting you.

I wish I was 18 already.

 

that's would still make my dream come true

you went back in time and was back to being a 6 year old

I wish batman vs Superman was good

 

Batman and Superman have heard what you said and will spit in your face.

I wish I was a llama.

 

They die out

I wish my birthday was today

 

It was your 100th birthday today and you will only live for 1 more day.

 

what is your wish?

 

oh...
I wish that I could make my own country.

 

Your country goes into civil war

I wish Australia was cheap

 

The genie doesn't do stuff like that.

I wish @ParanormalPizza wouldn't be eaten