You wanted to be a "millionaire" but instead you got a "million air" blocks in your minecraft inventory, which is worthless and still leaves you poor. I wish school was already out.
there would be a time when your veins and arteries block up because of all the parasites and bacteria that whatever you eat contains. I wish I starred in an anime.
You drown because you dropped your future wifes engagement ring in the water and tried to save it. I wish people would love a pizza instead of eating it.
You forget to let go of the ring when you grab it and swing to show off, and end up falling backwards and breaking your neck. I wish I could sleep more.