You get it, but then you permanently reek of cheese and everyone avoids you

I wish for another wish

 

We're not genies, it's only one here not three.

I wish @TorchwoodRC would realise buying the Dak Dak when ever he can afford it is the opposite of smart. <3

 

TorchwoodRC realises that he is very right about buying the Dak Dak when ever he can afford it.


I wish I had a cute pet wolf

 

You'll get one, and then it will go in the road one day and get hit by numerous trucks and die. @Reborn don't read this.

I wish I had my hacker videos upload faster.

 

Your Hack videos will load faster, but they will be the worst quality.

I wish I was the best pvper on mineverse

 

you become the best pvper, but then people start becoming afraid of you and avoid you like the plague.

I wish I was able to play the saxophone

 

You will be able to play the saxophone, but in everyone else's ears it will sound like a broken record.

I wish WinterWaffle liked me

 

She does, but forgets about you because she likes someone else.

I wish I fast forwarded 7 years in time.

 

You fast forward in time, but then you die from motion sickness (don't judge me)

I wish nothing bad happened to me

 

the genie that grants your wish messes up, and you get stuck in the stone age, thus something bad happens to you :O

I wish I had a pet Turkey

 

You have a pet turkey that wants to eat you

I wish I had a nice dog that lived forever

 

But the Dog has ebola (all I could think of).
I wish WinterWaffles liked me

 

WinterWaffles loves you so much, she hates you.

I wish I had 1000 Wishes

 

Genies can't grant that many wishes. Sorry.

I wish these blue balls
<-------------
would turn yellow

 

They turn yellow... and EVIL!

I wish I had a cute minecraft skin

 

Your design is too big for the skin editor

I wish I had a better computer

 

You have a better computer, but then u download a virus.

I wish I had 1000 Lvls on Infection

 

Infection resets. Everyone becomes a recruit.

I wish for nothing

 

You get yelled at by the genie for saying nothing.

I wish for lots and lots of money! (Joking)

I wish to be Titan!

 

You lose your rank for no reason and you have no evidence

I wish that we would stop posting on this.