Recently I've been thinking... What is a game everyone would LOVE, and could have a lot of people involved? So I remembered a game called "Destroy a Wish".

The game is pretty simple, you just say your wish, then the next person will destroy it, and say their wish as well. Here's an example.

Starting Wish: I wish I was a dog

Person 1: You become a dog, for 1 hour, then die in fire. I wish I had a cat.
Person 2: You have a cat, then it runs away. I wish I was rich.
So on and so forth

Shall we start?
Starting Wish:

I wish I was a Unicorn.

 

I wish I had a unicorn, it farted and blew up the end.

I wish I had an @Jxnn

 

I saw the name of this thread, and was like

http://reactiongifs.com/?p=22207

 

I wish I didn't have a girlfriend ;)


(Reverse psychology)

 

Then your girlfriend holds a gun to you and tells you to not break up with her. I wish I had a better mic.

 

You get one that is better at being terrible.Don't be vague.
I wish yes.

 

you get yes, but yes to no :(

I wish for a (really bad) cookie

 

You get a really good cookie.
I wish no?

 

you get a no, but it was a no to your no so you get a yes instead.

I'll just wish for nothing

 

you get nothing, but nothing is everything to you.

I wish for a life

 

you got a life, but the fame and attention was too much

I wish for a squirrel

 

You got a squirrel, but it was cooked by your neighbors alongside rice and vegetables.

I wish for a lego.

 

You wished for a Lego, but then got reminded yourself that you have a computer and can do everything on there.

 

I didn't do my school work, so my mum threw the computer out the window.

I wish to be an Olympian.

 

you become an Olympian, but you always get last place or the worst score

I don't wish for a spider

 

You find 555 big venomous spiders in your house.
I wish to not hurt my leg further than I have already. ;-;

 

You are given pain reliever then your leg is chopped off and put into a refrigerator so it can never be hurt again.
I wish I had a girlfriend.

 

O.M.G that's harsh
You never get one. Simple xD

 

Meanie

 

hooray for spiders! :D

I wish for an ugly gross tiny house