but then, the horse became a unicorn

 

And then it shouted PK FIRE a gazillion times before Donald Trump died because of it

 

Then barack Obama came out with anotha one

 

And nuked himself

 

after he shot

 

until he

 

A gorilla

 

Or... Attempted to nuke himself. Of course, the launch failed and he returned back to his home planet of Tatooine.

 

that stabbed.