Redstone is red, Lapis is blue. I would sacrifice my diamonds just to be with you.

 

Because I deleted all the ones that weren't :p

 

Are u a diamond? Because something as beautiful as u is hard to find <3

 

"Hey, are you from The Nether? 'Cuz you're hot"

 

You must be from nether, because you are out of this world.

 

Lol these are good. I have one:
You must have just killed a pig because this food tastes like bacon.

 

That makes no sense lol... :ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah:ah

 

I can be steve and you can be alex

 

I got one, "Hey girl, let me show you what true magic wands do"

And that is how I got arrested

 

Let's get rid of this barrier block in between us. c;

Lmfao I suck at this

 

have you been to the nether?
Because you're burning hot.

 

I think that one was already said but that's a cool one too :P Never thought of that

 

Let's gapple under the light of the moon.

 

These are very cool pickup lines :D

 

my plot is /plot home qt

 

Are you made of lava? Because you are burning hot.