Banned because you're supposed to be banned since before me, you were the last one to post on this thread, making you're comment the one above mine. (I am now waiting to be banned for an overly long ban or for confusing someone even though this ban isn't very confusing.)
Banned for banning me for you're supposed to be banned since before me, you were the last one to post on this thread, making you're comment the one above mine. I just saw the hidden words
Banned for abuse of powers. Jk. Banned because you were last seen at 123 last time I checked. (1:23pm; checked so I could ban you for a totally legit reason.)
Banned for banning someone for false banning someone than banning them because they were last seen at 123