Make the Worst possible Ban appeal you could think of!

This is mine:

I w@nt tuz got unzbanz cuz i nedz to hack$ right now plez.

 

i wasnt hacking i was using kill aura now gimme unban

 

If u unbans me I will donate to ur servir and I will get Titan and i sorry i hack but it was false ban caz I dont now what hacs are

 

"you idiot killaura isnt a hack its a mod now unban me or ill hack pooperscooper42069 and ill get u demoted. im a premium so i paid to play now u ban me this isnt fair ill tell cyp i know him irl :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
from NoHaxJustPinq"

 

whats hax i dont know what hax is im 7

 

i promis not thachk anymore plz giv me an unban soon!!! pls i begging you i cant liv without mineverse its my everything. u banned m e and it kept me awake im so sorry1!!!!!!! please unban me NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

My mum said I'm a special snowflake, and you're just a puddle. Stop dampening my day and unban me! :<

 

I was Hacking but i wasnt hacking i was hackting i mean hack acting so i wasnt hacking i had reach and i my mom told me Go hack your life so unban me now

 

"i was hacking because i wanted attention give unban me now.
i hate this server anyways
- ILoveMineverse."

 

i h8 bees so im worth a ban m9

 

I don't even know how to use hacks.

 

Ima sexy beast so unbanz meh

 

i didnt do it, it was my dog plz unban me ifna

 

Forget the format, I WANT MOD!!

 

I need to be unbanned becuz i thought this was Minetime

 

"OMG MY COMPUTER DOESN'T EVEN LET ME DOWNLOAD HACKS!!!" - Everyone who hacks 2k16

 

Unbane me becuz I was using a mode kalled hauto-harmor, an it was glitchey an didn put me harmor back hon.

 

Hello, Mr. CypriotMerkz.

My son was playing on Mineverse Survival yesterday, when he was banned for "X-Ray".
I'll have you know that my son just got back from the doctor and had to have an X-Ray there. I don't know how this is breaking your rules, but I'm sure this is somehow ILLEGAL and can send you to court.

-Minecraft Mom

 

Me: You were running and eating.
Appealer: I was lagging.
@kinsey_kid

 

I was lagz et leik 400 peing unfaire pls demote.
Or
It was my brother