Ask Walrus

Hi everybody! I just wanted to apologize for not being on as much lately, it’s really hard with school just starting and everything plus with soccer and what not. But I’m still here and I love you all and thank you so much if you are still expecting updates from me. I promise to be on a lot more from now on. God bless you all.

 

Dear Walrus,
Is it true that when you fart there's an earthquake every time? (because your so fat

 

:lol:

 

Dear Walrus,

Why are you wearing an Archbishops hat?

 

Err, if that's the case, I may have caused one or two devastations in a few countries..

:t:

I am very religious in Walrus Christ.

 

Ah.


Dear Walrus, are you fat and is your blubber jiggly?


Sincerely, your soon to be apprentice, Unnamed

 

Dear Walrus,
why am I such a beast?

 

Bro, I have a 6 pack walrusboard abs, get on my level. I has a fat and wrinkly neck though, nothing I can do about that.

Because you're 'O.K'.
:t:

 

:P oh my It seems ask walrus is here too hehehe...

 

Dear Walrus,
Answer this mathematical equation:
:= + := x 2 = ?

( : - Eyes = - Tusks := )

 

AskWalrus was originally created here and started to make a franchise on the Skyblock forums. It did not go well.

Either 2:= , 4:= or := := := :=