WARNING: EXPLICIT LANGUAGE!​

Epic Rap Battles of MINEVERSEEEE!!!!

ScoFu13… VS…. CypriotMerks!!! ​

BEGIN!​

Scofu13:
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Hello there Cypriot, I am the bane.

What are you? Oh just some idiotic dame.

Everybody knows you’re a disgrace,

And I should be running this uncared place!

If you think you can beat me in this test,

You’ll stoned to bloody death!​

CypriotMerks:​

Jeez, Shut up!​

Don’t take me for granted,

I deserve all the respect I got,

Considering I was the reason!

You’re victories would suck,

Thank god they’re not in real life!​

ScoFu13: ​

Oh, Are you lagging?

I guess you can’t keep up.

I’m mad you couldn’t last,

In this survival game,

But I guess I’m just a grump.​

CypriotMerks:​

You think you’re the one who’s mad,
When I had to sit through that!
Jesus, I think I might quit,
I don’t even have to finish to win this!​

​

 

The first one was to big, enjoy!

Noobcrew:​

Oh Cypriot, Why would you dare challenge ScoFu?

I’ll rape your ,

Before I turn you into my Tofu!

I’ve got the best raps in this game,

Raps hittin’ you like a steam train!​

ScoFu13:​

Hahaha, Thanks Noobcrew,

I think I don’t need backup,

I could win this rap,

Without my damn tracks up!​

CypriotMerks:
​

Jeez both of you,

Crew, you’ve gone CooCoo!

Now run away you dickheads,

Before I give you Booboo’s!​

Who Won?!?!

Who’s Next?!?!

You decide!

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@ScoFu13
You'll like this

 

The grammar is too terrible to tell who won :/

 

It's 1 AM for me and I had 7 cans of coke :bitenails:

 

It's 6 am for me and I stay up this late every night, I still have the ability to use proper grammar.

 

._.

 

No coffee/pop needed.

 

Nah we need coke.

 

It doesn't make that much sense :/

 

Read the whole thread kiddo <3

 

You used "Booboo" in a rap, pretty sure he's not the immature one.

 

What else rhymes with CooCoo ._.

 

"Damn you're so coocoo, it's so easy to elude you"

 

Ahh

 

Lets stay on topic cx

 

caca

 

OH GOD I CAN'T BELIEVE I WROTE THIS.
I'll work on another one. <3

 

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