Thanks for the follow! I'll be sure to remember you when I become the greatest walrus ever.
Like I have said before, I took a doctors degree in Antartica. Humans need eight hours of sleep or else they get that big giant lump under their...
Kittens can't belly flop. Check. Mate. I was watching some Cesar Millan episodes in Antartica, thank god we have cable! He just probably needs...
Take it easy on me, it's hard to vote without actual fingers.
Yes. They have a place for Goose near my home in Antartica. I'm sure we can do a meet up ;) Also, don't worry about the wings, we have flippers....
I took medicine and achieved a doctor's degree in a university somewhere in Antartica. You have a very serious case of Walrus Flu, you only have a...
You don't need hands to play soccer unless youre a goalie. So yes, I do.
Excuse me, I am a member of St. Walrus church cathedral and I was wondering if you have a moment to talk about Walrus Christ?
When I grow up I want to be the greatest walrus ever. I will work at a water park with my best friend, my trainer. I would get a wife then have...
Bro, do you even Walrus?
Answering questions & giving professional advice since 1985.
Walrus is disappointed. Very disappointed.
It's not an introduction, it's like a Q&A. That's why it's called "Ask Walrus". Sure, but you need to have your arms cut off as well. With a banana.
Hello, I am currently 15 years old and I want to become a walrus. I know there’s a million people out there just like me, but I promise you I’m...
