PAM: I was in the meeting with Jan and she did said that it could be this branch that gets the axe. MICHAEL: Pam? Maybe you should stick to the...
DWIGHT: On his mother's grave. MICHAEL: Well, eh no. Yeah it is a promise, and frankly I'm a little bit insulted that you have to keep asking...
OSCAR: Yeah, but Michael what if they downsize here? MICHAEL: Not gonna happen STANLEY: It could be out of your hands, Michael MICHAEL: It...
DWIGHT: Permission granted. Go ahead MICHAEL: Corporate has deemed it appropriate to enforce an ultimatum upon me, and Jan is thinking about...
DWIGHT: Please, ok. Do you want me to tell them? MICHAEL: You don't know what it is! DWIGHT: Can you tell them, with my permission? MICHAEL: I...
DWIGHT: I'm assistant regional manager, I should know first. MICHAEL: Assistant to the regional manager. DWIGHT: Ok. Can you just tell me...
MICHAEL: People I respect, heros of mine, would be Bob Hope, Abraham Lincoln, definitely, Bono, and probably God be the fourth one. And I just...
MICHAEL: I think I'm a role model here, I think I garner other people respect. Cut to the office MIICHAEL: Attention on Dundler Mifflin...
MICHAEL: I'm sorry? PAM: There's nothing! MICHAEL: If you are unhappy with your compensation, maybe you should take it up with HR, ok? Not...
Tries to leave as Six Million Dollar Man PAM: What? MICHAEL: Come on. Six million dollars man, Steve Austin, actually that would be a good...
DWIGHT: Downsizing? I have no problem with that. I have been recommending downsizing since I first got here even brought it up on my interview. I...
DWIGHT: Safety violation, I could fall and pierce an organ. JIM: (crosses fingers) We'll see (Dwight smashes all the pencils away with his phone)...
DWIGHT: It's overlapping. It's all coming over the edge. One word, two syllables : demarcation. Cut to Jim's desk, he's put pencils between their...
DWIGHT: What? JIM: What are you doing? DWIGHT: Just clearing my desk, I can't concentrate JIM: It's not on your desk.
Cut to Pam's desk PAM: (on phone) Dundler Mifflin this is Pam. Cut to Jim's desk JIM: (on phone) Sure, Mr. Davis, let me call you right back....
Cut to Pam, talking to the Camera PAM: I don't think it would be the worst thing if they let me go. Because then I might It's just, I don't think...
RYAN: Ryan Howard from the temp agency, set me down to start today MICHAEL: Howard, like Moe Howard, Three Stooges? Right here, my vibe....
MICHAEL: No, absolutely. Under this regime, it will not leave this office. Cut to the office, Ryan just arrived and Michael walks to him PAM:...
MICHAEL: I don't know what you mean. PACKER: Look, I've been meaning to ask her one question. "Does the carpet match the drapes?" MICHAEL:...
MICHAEL: Oh, that's not appropriate. PACKER: Hey, is old Godzillary coming in today?
