PAM: I can't believe this, I mean, I have never even stolen as much as a paper clip and you're firing me.
MICHAEL: 50 cents, yeah. You steal a thousand Post-It notes at 50 cents a piece, then you know you've made a profit margin. Resell of business Pam...
PAM: What? Why? MICHAEL: Why? Well, theft. And stealing. PAM: Stealing? Um, what am I suppose to have stolen? MICHAEL: Post-It notes. PAM:...
Yeah Punk'd, and all that kind of stuff? You are going to be my accomplice, just go on with that ok? All right Just follow my lead, don't pimp me...
MICHAEL: So, have you felt vibe yet? We work hard, we play hard. Sometimes we play hard when we should be working hard, right? I guess the...
JIM: You know you should come with us, because you know we are going out and it could be a good chance for you to see what people are like outside...
Cut back PAM: Do you mind if I go out for a drink with these guys? ROY: No, come on. Let's get out of here and go home. PAM: Ok, I will be out...
PAM: Hey! JIM: What's going on? ROY: Hey baby! Cut to Pam, talking to the Camera PAM: Roy is my fiancee, we've been engaged about about 3...
PAM: Yeah! JIM: Oh, that's why we all going out, so we can have an end of the week drink! PAM: Well then when are we going out? JIM: I don't...
MICHAEL: Nice, that's the way it is around here RYAN: You should have put him in custard-y! MICHAEL: Yes, new guy! He scores! DWIGHT: Ok that's...
DWIGHT: It's always you. Are you gonna discipline him or not? MICHAEL: Ooh discipline, kinky! All right, here's the deal you guys, the thing...
MICHAEL: No no no, do not take it out! You have to eat it out there, because there are starving people in the world, (laughs) and which I hate,...
DWIGHT: It's ok here, but people some how is taking advantage because it's so relaxed. I'm a volunteer sheriff's deputy on the week-ends, and you...
MICHAEL: Ok, hold on, Judge is in session. What is the problem here? DWIGHT: He put my stuff in jello again. (shows his stapler in Jello - Pam...
MICHAEL: Assistant to the Regional Manager. So Dwight tell him about the kung fu, and the car and everything. DWIGHT: Yeah, I got a 78-2-8 , I've...
Cut to the office, Ryan and Michael walk to Dwight MICHAEL: Watch out for this guy! Dwight Schrute in the building! This is Ryan, the new temp....
JIM: If I left, what would I do with all this useless information in my head? You know, tonnage price of manila folders? Pam's favorite flavor of...
MICHAEL: No no, no Stanley, no you did not see me in there with her. I said, if corporate wants to come in here, and interfere then they're gonna...
